My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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