So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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