i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
whose parrot is this?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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