So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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