plz talk dirty to me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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