youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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