Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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