omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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