Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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