That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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