is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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