we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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