508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!