you would pick up someone in the library
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.