He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.