I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done