did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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