That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Naked. naked and bneed help.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
