go do what you do best...puke behind churches
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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