there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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