Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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