One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
you had me at cake vodka
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed