Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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