Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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