Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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