Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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