After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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