That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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