New low: just hacked my moms facebook
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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