hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker