Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.