I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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