You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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