it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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