I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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