Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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