Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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