Do vagina's smell?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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