My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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