You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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