youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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