Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
