mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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