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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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