Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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