I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.