She's JV to your varsity
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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