I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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