Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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