A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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