New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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