If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
When are your genitals available?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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