Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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