Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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